Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Tomorrow isn't a day of the week.

Yea, there's no day in the week named as "tomorrow". So, the next tym i say or think to myself "this thing can wait for tomorrow", u knw wat i mean :D I love bein lazzzzzzyyyy weneva it suits me. I mean, comeon, my schedule is soo cramped wid soo many other important things-incidentally, these r the very things which have been postponed before nd nw, they assume a state of emergency. I finish off these things and den relax for just a "while" only to attack the new exigencies in time. "just-a-while-mode"lasts for like me goin to say "i hate harry potter".
Trouble started wid me gettin more "elder-sisterly"wid myself . My very own shadow -my silent partner, told me I had to be more organized. Shud i take a choice? but it was never a conscious decision to choose b/w the two ...bt still i chose...i had an option to choose or not...i wud have been well off without choosing and then coming out wid da usual content of dying fr both..or putting it more categorically...livin fr both....bt still...i chose to choose b/w them...and it has been quite a long time i have been trying to figure out wht i actually chose...and as my instinct always asks me to defy convention...i was of the perception tht i chose something different...bt then looking back i was amazed to know tht i didn't actually defy the convention.....

***hold: nw dear readers convention is up to u all....its the way u put it...coz whichever way u put it...the answer to the riddle is gonna be the same...***

now, then wht hav i chosen.....and wht was tht thing i thought i had chosen...????
herez the answer...the finally-long-solved puzzle....the thing i had chosen and the thing i thought i had chosen turned out to be the same ...in fact i thought i had chosen.....bt i was wrong...i actually didn't choose....nw does this mean i had no option or i chose both of them???
the greatest discovery was tht both wer the same in my case...so without knowing ..i chose both of them...thinking i had an option...bt ultimately they both account fr the same....

Did all dis confuse u? well, Iam confused myself and will tell u what my xact choice (the-source-of-trouble) was, "TOMORROW".

P.S: was it the trouble i opted for? nythin i do alwayz throws me into trouble....trouble trouble's me if i trouble the trouble. boo-hoo-hoo.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

eriu qeru oyt ah wotni nruti wohd loheb

R u off checking the H.P. books for leads?!? Read it backwards, I say!( dat does make me sound dyslexic to you..but hey, dats just my trick to make you read this post :P). Yeah, read backwards, it translates to"behold how i turn into what you require". So, whoz sayin this? Oh, definitely not concerned with alchemy...it's my clattered room which always sports a forget-me-not-kinda-mess...trash is always wat we throw away thinking it's useless today, but hey guess wat! you will need it the very next second! So, I follow dis golden rule of thumb and store anything nd everything in my room. So, the other day I was searching for my book and dis led me to to quite a journey in the "chamber of secrets" dat my room is.
I did find my lip-balm though, nd my khol-liner too in my hand bag, which I found wen I came across my stack of novels(they r the only things which are maintained apiece coz I love books..nd not a page will miss or tear even wid all mess popping all over!) which I came across wen I found a box (bangles-bindi's-etc-stuff). Ergo, I find shiny stuff under my table(whoa!my sandals!).Ergo, all this after clearing the clothes strewn all over. I find a box having all sorts of medicines-wat if I suddenly have indigestion? wat if I dehydrate suddenly? nd medicines well past their expiry dates? well, if I need to remember their names nd ask the medical-shop-vallah??? yea, I need them. Definitely. So, I don't let go of them. and the old dusty cassettes? well, u never know nd i might get into a moody mood nd i need to lissen all the tragic songs that there are :D. the clothes I'm not gonna wear? come on, they can be of use if ever i want to put my creativity on designing them and morph them into something crazy (one never knows :P ).
Nd bingo! i find the book i need; I'am having my exams :(. Nd, i can't believe i lost so much tym already ( chesedhe one-day batting, andulo 3 hrs pothe elaaa??)
So, if ever a reality show happens in my room, may be i will get rid of all the old-n-dusty-n-embarrassing things? hey, its a reality show, so, I'l be me. :P Thrz always this thing about letting go of things, however useless they are. well, for me, folks.
no-nonsense is easy
all things hazy makin u tizzy?
but hey, the shells are an ugly heap, but u do get a pearl in the midst
but hey, u wanted to hide those secret-letters-n-gifts and the cigarettes
I'd say, the mess made it easier
Ergo, I blog and so, don't clog
Ergo, the mess makes others crazy. :P :D
P.S: only the exams remind me of unfinished businesses -like new posts, novels.....

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The doom of cassandra.

We elect verbal pugilists as leaders ( the "merchants of Venice" verses the "merchants of deaths" is a classic) ; harp about no food in the backyard, yet manage to declare food surplus nd export it! We all love ethics nd we say that too often dont we? but hey, guess what! our garbage ends up in our neighbor's backyard! We cry hoarse about anything western but in the same breath lap up their technologies nd even ( all the while cryin sacrilage! though) end up in "netrimony"! Movie actors are our demi-gods, cricketers gods themselves (strictly only if they win matches) . Our arithmetic is really poor ( yes, ramanujam might just shiver in his grave)--> observed the math of reservation? increase the %age of quota for reservation nd also increase seats for unreserved category...so, of what %age r they xactly givin the quota?? i have 1 cake nd u have none, so i give u 1 cake nd take another cake for myself...2=1 rite???? !ncredible India for u....wen we talk abt vision 2020 ( was there smtnhng like India shining too? ) do we hear the echo's of "doom of cassandra" in the background? coz, for a boomerang on their India shining, we ( i mean us people, after realizing much is wanted from our elected representatives) coined youngisthaan--> we r too young nd thrs lots to grow up to actually nd proudly say hindusthan. ( Youngisthaan-wat a vile pun indeed).....not a post to offend ny section of ppl...jst my blog nd my views...
 
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