mundane fundas for the bored

1. Heartily know that when the half-human is gone, it is then that the GODS arrive.
   
2. Don't look for the punch line coz there isn't one. Instead settle for it's less appreciated cousin-irony.
3. Not going into freezin cold water by degrees, dive all at once and then feel the chill.
4. If you are dead inside, we can share a double funeral.
5. Heart in the closet, dagger in the shoe and hippies on the highway.
6. You can say that again but he's just another sucker who persists in his madness so just give him a sucker punch.